Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Brostyle: Men are better than women


"The study surveyed 327 straight British men, more than a third of whom were single, and discovered that the more muscular the participant, the more likely he was to have sexist beliefs and hostility toward women. Yikes!"

Yikes? More like "Yay".

How fucking long is it going to take women to realize their place in life? Of course our muslces mean we're better than you.  Protein is power.  You ladies have your emotions and feelings, and when's the last time that's gotten you anywhere? 

Do you think America was born from the will of vaginas? Last time I checked, it's called history and, no, America wasn't built by the lesser sex.  I'm pretty sure every fucking person who signed the Declaration of Independence had a dick, the longest of course belonging to the one and only John Hancock.  Fuck yeah history.  Even though you motherfuckers lost the war against us, cheers to you, the surveyed British men who have it right.

The only thing this article got right was how women shouldn't try to date a muscular guy, because efforts will be futile.  Ladies, you don't date us, we just do you.

So the next time you shove stupid artcles that begin with "Science Says" in our fucking faces again, why don't you XXs watch it and remember we've got the XY and that's enough to make us better than you.

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